plugging in a usb on the right side on the first try
The nicest version of “please keep your ideas to yourself” I have ever heard. (X)
drive thru employees definitely do not get paid enough for this shit they are sick of your nonsense
Lupita Nyong’o talking about meeting Jennifer Lawrence on David Letterman
"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
ok tumblr, i hear you loud and clear. Leonardo DOES deserve an Oscar.
but are we just going to ignore the fact that Johnny Depp has no Oscar either?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE ACADEMY
THANK YOU I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.